OK, I’ve got to admit that I’ve watched an episode of Jersey Shore. I’ve also got to admit that at first it was humorous, but it’s gotten out of hand. First of all, it’s “main” character is a midget who is an embarrassment to the human race. Why? Well, to begin… she dissed the BumpIt on Jay Leno and no one puts my BumpIt in the corner. (Kisses, Mr. and Mrs. BumpIt!) Most importantly, how come we are promoting more idiotic reality shows? With shows like Conveyor of Love where someone picks a mate off a conveyor belt- there is a new low in television programming. Let’s lose the Oompa Loompas (She’s a midget and orange, can we think of a better word?) guidos (WTF is a guido anyway? TY Wikipedia for knowing everything) and dating shows based on assembly lines. Let’s get more Hoarders and CougarTown. Ok, so my TV selection isn’t exactly much better, but at least it’s not about orange midgets who don’t read books because they don’t have pictures. ‘Nuf said.
As an aside, have any of you created your Jersey Shore name? Mine is “Tanny” or “The Opportunity”. Just FYI. Feel free to not use it in conversation all you want. In other randomly generated names, my Tiger Woods mistress name is “Danger Little from Revere, MA. She is a 27 year old waitress. You know she’s telling the truth because she wouldn’t lie.” You know, just in case you care.
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